Country Dictionary

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ham cannon

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.

Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.

by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006

Flavor Cave

1. A secret pocket of delectable foodstuff concealed within a larger food item. 2. One more addition to the inordinately long list of euphemisms for the female genitalia.

1. Oh my lucky stars! These nachos have a flavor cave of queso and guacamole hidden 'neath the upper strata of corn chips. 2. Of all the pet names I could have selected for my lady's vagina, I chose flavor cave for its slant rhyme and positive implications.

by Waffle Joe May 18, 2007