A fork of Rural Dictionary
The long liquid lunch was once a time honored tradition where white collar workers got together, usually on Friday, over lunch to network and discuss business matters. It was supposed to be a think tank of esoteric minds, but really everybody just got mindlessly tanked during the course of the afternoon and never made it back to work.
Bring back the long liquid lunch !
Whatever you want, the sleazemeister can get it for you.
A creepy sleazy type of person.
The sleazester was watching her closely from a distance getting more and more drunk before movin' in on her.
This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.
She had me by the balls so I had to go along with her to see her mother.
You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!
The party was a flop until the Funmaster strode into the room…
A Georgeporge is the imbicile at a party or in a bar who brings a girl to tears. She runs out of the room usually dragging all her good looking friends with her in sympathy.
That Georgeporge has ruined it for the rest of us. They won't be back tonight.
This term applies to someone who is drug-binged-drunk for daze on end...
“I dunno how he keeps going... he’s been on it for days.”