Country Dictionary

Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.

Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!

Ponyache

When you put your hair in a ponytail so tight that it gives you a headache.

I need to loosen my hair tie because I have a major ponyache.

Pyramid Nips

When it’s so cold out that your nipples get hard and they look like pyramids.

It’s so cold out here that I have pyramid nips!