Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

striped-bobbler

A bisexual chick that happens to also be biracial. She gives you head and you cum so hard that she chokes. You use the body as a punching bag and occasionally a desk piece to hold little nick nacks and such

Yo that girl looks like a real striped-bobbler . I bet Timmy big toe can get in on some of that action.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

flunker fans

When you spit on your penis then cumshot in a fan. You have to catch the cumshot in your mouth off the bank. If failed to do so you have to stick a toothpick down the mouth of your penis

Later tonight Ima play a game of flunker fans.

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017

tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.

I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017

bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.

Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017

slacking jim

When you only do two strokes and the cumshot dribbles out your dick like patheticly. Usually and embarrassing moment for all

Greg has a real slacking Jim. The cumshot got all over his pubes!

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017

string loader

When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.

Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017

heart squencher

When you stick your fist so far up a homo dude's ass that the best of his heart give your dick nice big veins.

Don't tell anybody about that heart squencher I gave you last night

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017