Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cooking With Jack

Cooking with jack is NOTHING, Fuck you egg.

E - “I’m gonna search cooking with jack on the urban dictionary.” S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”

Death By Masturbation

Germany

Random Person 1 : Did You Hear That Phil Died Due To Masturbating! Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.

StrangeKidWithHat

A Really Cool Guy :)

StrangeKidWithHat : Hi Im A Guy twitteR: oh my god this guy is so cool

Tankmen

Some sort of newgrounds animation made by some guy on newgrounds

steve: i love twitter Tankmen Fan Number 87: I love the tankman series steve from minecraft: damn it

ashton

ashton is a person who is acutally really cool

lexus: man ashton is kinda epic.. Dog: what kind of person names their kid a car.

by When You Cant Think Of A Name December 19, 2020

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Go Fuck Yourself

Jay: ▪︎ Logan: Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my iPod's stuck on replay Replay-ay-ay-ay Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my iPod's stuck on replay Replay Remember the first time we met You was at the mall wit yo friend I was scared to approach ya But then you came closer Hopin' you would give me a chance.

A Black Scottish Cyclops

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.

Demoman: "Im A Black Scottish Cyclops, They've got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me.."