A fork of Rural Dictionary
A not real medical condition that purportedly causes the minerals in your body turn to lead and collect your ass.
I'm in slow motion homie, my ass is dragging, I think I caught the stereophilososism?
A person who sleeps with another for a place to live.
She's not in love, she's avoiding homelessness living as a hobosexual.
A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.
Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.
The female of the species uses a variant of the male cockblock known as the Clamjam.
First of all Cindie, you totally Clamjammed Becky at Fridays party.