Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Stereophilososism

A not real medical condition that purportedly causes the minerals in your body turn to lead and collect your ass.

I'm in slow motion homie, my ass is dragging, I think I caught the stereophilososism?

by Whiteboy B February 17, 2019

Husbuncle

Marrying ones familial uncle.

When she learns that she's pregnant, she also will be getting a Husbuncle.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Hobosexual

A person who sleeps with another for a place to live.

She's not in love, she's avoiding homelessness living as a hobosexual.

by Whiteboy B March 13, 2019

Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Clamjam

The female of the species uses a variant of the male cockblock known as the Clamjam.

First of all Cindie, you totally Clamjammed Becky at Fridays party.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019