A fork of Rural Dictionary
When it's so cold outside and u fart but it is just so cold that the air coming out of your ass is visible.
Person: Did you just arctic farts ?!!? You: yea Person: that was a nasty one man.
The most annoying/passive aggressive text a person could send you.
you: *types very long paragraph explaining important shit* person: kk
When you except your ass to release a big fart but instead you're left with a tiny fart that doesn't satisfy your farting needs
You: I thought I was gonna rip a big one today but I was let down because it was a tiny one I'm broken farted.
bbq sauce... but mostly a way to describe how awesome/ great you or something are.
person who is hungry: how is your food ? you: A1
The greeting word you use when some has said "hey" but you don't want to say the same word so you say "hi" instead
a person you know: hey you: *types hey* *then realizes that they've already said that* *slight panic* *erases hey from vocabulary* *thinks for 2 seconds* *plays it cool by typing "hi"* *waits couple minutes to send* *sends text* *thinks crisis is averted but knows that this will only keep happening* *cries inside* *question life choices* *walks out of room and talks to people* *act as if you good when really you know this dilemma could've gotten you killed* *sip drink*
a channel that tis now cheesy but all 90's kids shall remember as "the shit"
not 90's smol child: DISNEY CHANNEL IS THE BEST EVER 90's kid: *sadness for smol child* they will never understand *sings along to best of both world while fan girling over Hilary Duff
idk mean "I don't know" but really when teens use it it means there annoyed and are saying I don't know and I don't give a fuck. True story
Mom: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE TAPE IS You: idk *sign annoyed* Mom: ...