A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Someone who gets around and has a lot of excess body fat.
2. A very easy fat slut.
Joe: Everyone in the world has fucked Jamie. She's fat and her face is squished in, but it's just too damn easy, I just can't say no.
Matt: I know, she's a total waterbed, and I'm disgusted at myself for it.
When a female puts a tampon in, which decides not to cooperate and causes her entire lower body to seize up in terrible pain.
Gina: AAAAAAHHHH WTF!@#$%^&*!!!
Val: Oh man, she's having a tamp cramp.
The act of pulling one's pants down unexpectedly and moving dangerously close to an unsuspecting person while yelling "moon tag!!!" Good for breaking awkward silences. Can also be played in a swimming pool.
Julie: So... yeah...
pause
Sam pulling down pants: MOON TAG!!!
Julie: Ah!!!
She’s a tall, loving girl with an affection for playing the saxophone. She’s able to make a difference with her shy and loving personality always wanting to bless people with her kindness and love. Lely is truly a blessing to have around in any trio or friend group as she’s willing to open up once you get to know her and she’ll be your best friend for life,
“I know somebody that could cheer you up! See that girl over there? That’s a Lely!”
“Lely is truly one of kind!”
“That saxophone is truly a great instrument of Lely’s!”