A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.
Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!
Someone who stops or ruins the music just as the songs main chorus is about to drop.
Daves been such a tune ruiner tonight, he keeps calling me up on my phone when I've been trying to listen to this set.
One who consumes too much alcohol for their tolerance. Then ends up making a fool out of themselves.
Look at that sweat mug! His been falling over all night!
A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.
We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!