A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be on the receiving end of a troll or bad beat in a video game.
"This guy has no idea I'm following him. He's about to get Vanossed."
The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.
"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "