Country Dictionary

plinnage

The act of disciplining someone. To teach someone a lesson through (possibly) violent means.

"I gave him some plinnage last night. He won't fuckin' do that again"

Rod Hull

A 'Rod Hull' is the act of falling off something and usually dying in the process. The 'Full Rod Hull' is falling off your roof whilst fixing a television aerial.

"I did a Rod Hull off the kitchen counter last night"
"Did you die"
"Not quite"