A fork of Rural Dictionary
To inflict violence upon someone or something using one's own, or another individual's testicles as a weapon.
A form of nipple play in which one individual pinches another individual's nipples with such force that they begin to bleed.
Honey, you are so fantabulous at Crushing the Pyramid!
A person who is annoying, and has a low level of intelligence.
Man one: "That man is such a silly cunk, I wish he would stop talking about his bloody feces."
Man two: "Indeed, he is a retard."
One who enjoys inflicting and/or receiving nipple abuse and torture through acts such as Nipple Branding, Nipple Slicing, and Crushing the Pyramide.
Guy 1: I heard that Frank is a Niptard...
Guy 2: Yeah, I should know
I'm gonna put little Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory!