A fork of Rural Dictionary
The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.
I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.
When one engages in vigorous masturbation as a means of immediate stress relief.
After he was asked to re-do the assignment, Bryce went to stress masturbate before getting down to work.