Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Crotch goblins

The goblins that live in your crotch.

Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.

by Willie Smielish April 07, 2020

Hot Pork

Another word for vagina! Have a horrible day you slut.

I ate her hot pork last night bro

by Willie Smielish December 18, 2019

Booty ticklers

A type of gremlin that comes into your house to tickle your asshole.

If you don’t suck my toes, I’m going to make my gremlin booty ticklers tickle your ass hole! -Will Smith

by Willie Smielish June 13, 2019