Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

smick

I wear a gas mask to the construction site, cause my amigos eat taco-bell all day! Raymond Winslow is a smelly some bitch, he don't need no Taco-bella to skank out da fellas!

Get a butt-plug and take a shower..you smelly Hick! I take your shot-gun away until you shower your filthy assclown!

fall on the grenade

When My Matron walks in on me wanking in the showers.

Sorry mache..I'll get you a towel!

Sack

Used to hold all the male juices that you end up accidentaly squirting into a ho's slot machine resulting in social welfare knocking on your door for racking some ho up, making her have a kid!--poor bastard gonna have to pay!

Before death Wilt used his sack to juice on 20,000 ho's. After death his detachable penis found its way to me and I have featured in many porn movies since!

Gooselips

The soft, chubby mound that makes my hard salami quiver as I insert it in her wet, craving cunt.

I cant wait to munch on Erica's gooselips and prove i am more of a man than MIKE SENIOR..The Flight Attendant!

Rusty Crutch

Some one who cant wipe the blood stains of their genitals.

I wanted to eat the female ginger ninja out, but i was unsure if it was pubic hair or her rusty crutch.

Sonno

Son of Yoko Ono..a little taiwanese whore, who is really a communist and aided the death of her husband.

BITCH! MONEY GRABBER..YOKO ONO!
I feel sorry for sonno!