A fork of Rural Dictionary
A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.
I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.
July 23 is National eat your friend out day
Mark: Hey, it’s July 23 so it’s national eat your friend out day, lay down and relax a bit ;) Lyndsey: Fuck yes, please