A fork of Rural Dictionary
An e-mail written in a tone that is confrontational. It is often petty and lacking in tact. A nasty gram can be venomous, incendiary, and/or hateful as well.
Jeff didn't have the balls to talk to me so instead he sent me a nasty gram.
Volatile Organic Compound. Often emitted as gases from solid or liquid compounds, VOC's can come from a variety of sources suchs as paints, cleaning supplies, or certain manufacturing processes.
Bill and Ted didn't realize they could get cancer from the VOC's in the glue they were sniffing.
Human Resources. A non-value added component of many large companies. Human resources is a worthless division in a company that often has power beyond its members' level of intelligence. Human resources generally spends most of its time justifying its existence.
I can't believe those assholes in HR fucked me over again! I should have gotten a promotion by now and they sabatoged my chances by putting a bunch of BS in my file.
Anything that is so obviously gay it has to be called out.
Dude, I can't believe you like the Backstreet Boys. That is blatantly homosexual!
A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.
Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again? Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.
Non-Value Added. Synonymous with HR
HR is a total NVA department. All they do is screw the people who actually contribute to the bottom line of this company and talk about lunch plans for the next day.
The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are: 1) A hairy ass 2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP 3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire
Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.