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up and down clown

A person who can't get enough sex,or masterbates several times a day,the only movement they want to make,thier an up and down clown

He's a real up and down clown thats the fifth time today that he has jacked off.She can never give enough blow jobs a real up and down clown.

by woodpile January 25, 2010

hoodie

pop a hardon in your pants-like your big head in hooded sweatshirt

she bent over with those big tits and I popped an instant hoodie

by woodpile January 20, 2010

woodie-hoodie

pop a hardon in your pants

everytime she sits on my lap I get a woodie-hoodie

by woodpile January 20, 2010

LLAH

even funnier than laughing your ass off,is laughing like a hyena,the most famous of all laffers.

The funniest thing you ever heard,you couldn't stop laughing,you were LLAH.

by woodpile February 08, 2010

SSOTBS

so tired of everyone giving a person nothing but bull shit all the time,So Sick Of This Bull Shit

Everytime you turn around your getting the same run around bullshit,SSOTBS

by woodpile January 24, 2010

LSHMRH

Laughing So Hard My Ribs Hurt after going to a comedy club and being sore for a week.

After we went to see George Lopez comedy act I LSHMRH.

by woodpile January 23, 2010

woodpolisher

a girl who can make your dick shine after she polishes off all that ceramy stuff.

Tiger has a fleet of special woodpolishers and they don't know shit about cleaning golf clubs.

by woodpile February 03, 2010