Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

$00.25

$00.25 here a quarter call someone who gives a shit

Don't give your lame ass excuces,here a $00.25 call someone who cares.

by woodpile January 21, 2010

birthday Boxing Day

The day after your birthday is birthday Boxing Day

Spent my whole birthday Boxing Day hanging out my arse

by Woodpile October 11, 2022

wearing wooden pants

walking around with a hardon all the time

I go to the club and see all that fine ass,makes me walk around wearing wooden pants

by woodpile January 20, 2010

bob the nob

A gay guy sucking another guy,that fag knows how to bob the nob.

bob is a general name for a guy,who is gay,that loves oral sex.A gay man who would rather bob the nob,suck your cock,then take it up the ass.

by woodpile January 25, 2010

best of the bobbin

A girl who gives the best blow jobs,she the best of the bobbin when it comes to blowjobs.

To watch her head bobbin up and down like that,she should be awarded the best of the bobbin on the nobbin.

by woodpile January 25, 2010

trouser-rouser

a big hardon in your pants

every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser

by woodpile January 20, 2010

BAGLMAF

Busted A Gut Laffing My Ass Off

Thats the funnest thing I ever heard, I BAGLMAF

by woodpile January 21, 2010