Country Dictionary

Any unpleasant person, usually a skinny, lanky, gormless male pikey.

"That Clayson's a right wankstain"

The testicles.

"My spangle blisters are a bit sweaty in this heat"

An alternative way of saying something is "ace", popularized by the Viz comic character "Eight Ace".

"That film was fuckin' eight!"

A woman of ill repute.

"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."

Welsh slang for shit, originated by the Welsh television presenter Nigel Buckland.

"Tunky's not a proper word"
"Yes it is. It means shit"

Scottish slang meaning vomit or feelings of excessive nausea.

"Gonnee put that tit away. Yer givin' me the boak" - Burney Nesbitt.

A way of taking two of something when you're only being offered one. As seen in the Mike Leigh film 'Meantime' (1983).

"I'll have one for now, and one for Ron...later Ron".(Later on)