A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13’6” camper out of the driveway
Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch on’er
An orange triangular sign used to indicate that the user might be Amish
Do you need an Amish license plate on that gulf cart
While trying to pass someone who speeds up every time your about to pull back into the left lane jerking the wheel hard to scare him into slamming the brakes thus giving you his spot
While visiting his uncle phill, Craig had no time to waist playing around with Dan so he gave him the ol’ Pennsylvania pull over
A trucker is a cool person that delivers goods to us.
Some of the best ways to identify 1 is to look for these stereotypes sometimes had trouble walking usually has a burnt left arm usually def in the left ear almost always has a wrecked right shoulder always wears a flat bill mesh backed baseball cap usually smokes cigars and absolutely always wears a trucker headset, hell he probably wears that thing to bed. But over all he’s probably a pretty nice guy so just look for these characteristics and thank a trucker for all he does for you.
A trucker is a cool person