Country Dictionary

Metaphor for anything that has been done badly for no reason.

"what d'you think of my new design"? "yeah .. yeah, it's ... errr ... nice ... ahem, FROG THAT ADAM DID!! You twat!"

short for "venus", a distortion of the word "penis". Very useful in an open plan office situation where shouting "you PENIS!" at someone may be deemed offensive

Don't put that paperweight there, you veen!

(usually online) image museum comprising mainly of pictures of exposed beavers

Lets take little Jimmy to the vagitarium, he loves art

A computer aided system that lets overweight ginger-bearded dysfunctional tossers think they have girlfriends

Ron: "You seeing Tina tonight?" Eugene: "Yeah, I have a clan game with her later, so I can't come to the pub"

Urban lazy abbreviation for rectum. Basically, an ane

Mate, stop fingering your rect - it's horrible!

If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad

OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!

1. to recieve a punishing blow (getting felt) 2. to get any unpleasant treatment 3. to lose convincingly

Dude, don't pick a fight with him, you'll get felt! "Did you win whilst playing Xbox?" "No man, I got felt like an actual drunken teen"