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Someone who is obsessed with the the My Bloody Valentine album, Loveless. They refuse to acknowledge the band's other albums, and pray to Kevin Shields every night. They sometimes attempt to learn the guitar solely to play songs off Loveless.
Pesti: OH you like My Blood Valentine too? My favorite album from them is MBV.
Demi: What is MBV? The only album from that band is Loveless.
Pesti: Looks like we've got a loomer...
The act of having a gangbang in your parents' house.
Jake: Yoo I had a yardley gangbang last night
Todd: Nice bro! Did your parents catch you?
Jake: Yeah!
He's that one guy that's into anime and video games that nobody likes, not even those who share his hobbies. Threatens other people that he'll become a neet if they don't bow down to him, but frankly, nobody really cares. Likes to post often on Twitter even though he knows no one is reading. Can only get off to cartoon girls and can not stand the sight of a three-dimensional woman.
Chad: Look at that demiose over there.
Rick: I feel so bad for that guy. Even the weebs hate him.
Chad: Don't dude. He is the definition of a loser