A fork of Rural Dictionary
Every 5 year old will say this at one point, whether it's when they take a big shit and it smells, or they watch a movie with a million fart and poop jokes.
Child: DADDY I MADE A POOP STINKY!
Dad: Wow son, very cool.
The money you get from your absent dad who can't be there for you everyday. The money he gives you for all the things you wanted that he couldn't buy those years ago before you had him in your life. Basically, it's daddy absent/issue money from biological dad's who can't always be there for their children.
Dad: Here's $20. Spend it on whatever you want.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.
Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.
Jk no fetishes are gross
Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol
Old bitch in southern or atleast northern Kentucky slang. Anyone that says it means "bitter" is wrong 🙄
Person: my grandma never baked me cookies when I'd be at her house.
Other person: she's an old bitty
Person: old bitch?
Other person: yes
The one and only man to help your growing depression and family problems. Yes, Dr. Phil is here to save you some find him cute or hot. Some see him as a man of culture. Either way, Dr. Phil is a messiah
Friend 1: Have you seen Dr. Phil yet? He's my man of culture!
Friend 2: Yeah I love his show!
Fortnite, buried in it's grave for good.
Minecraft, a great game for everyone with money can play on creative mode or survival. Minecraft is a childhood memory for all little kids and teens. From the memes to the Nether Update, Minecraft is truly more godly than Fortnite because that shit cringy af
Minecraft: I'M THE BEST!
Fortnite: We are cancelled