Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

German dad

German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.

Friend: BRUH I just found my dad is German!
Friend 2: German dad's are good tho

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019

Brandenburg

A town in Kentucky. This town is kinda ass cheeks or at least some of the people are. I heard that some high schoolers bark at each other like dogs. It's expected.

Stacy : Yo you live in Brandenburg???????????

Lola : Yeah I don't really like living here tho.

Stacy : Why????????

Lola: Idk it's just ass cheeks living here.

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX January 13, 2022

VSCO girl

A VSCO girl is usually in between the ages of 12-30 years old but most are in high school and middle school. They mostly say "sksksksks" "AND I OOP!" And "Save the turtles" because turtles are endangered because of plastic straws. They also wear scrunchies as an accessoire on their arms and when they get a boyfriend, they put the scrunchie on their on as a symbol that they are taken. And the boyfriend gives the VSCO girl his sweatshirt. In other words, VSCO girls are okay.

Girl 1: Wow didn't you hear that (name) Is growing into a VSCO girl?
Girl 2: No! that's so weird for her to do that!

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019

Kase

Kase is a short term for Kick A Salty Egg or a name for a stripper

Person: HOLY SHIT YOU SUCH A KASE !!
Person's sister:What I only kicked a salty egg

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019

retardophobia

The fear of retards

Billy: I had a panic attack yesterday when I saw Veronica spelt 'apple' wrong!

Fred: You must have retardophobia

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 28, 2022