A fork of Rural Dictionary
Somebody who likes tweeting song lyrics on Twitter.
Dave: Wow, Mikey is being real emo today... did you see his tweet with the lyrics to "Suicide is Painless?" Me: Nah, he tweets lyrics everyday. He's a rockin' robin.
Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.
I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch. My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
Today, I was doing some TWP because I needed to let my boss know I was running late for work.
A nickname given to small dogs, like chihuahuas or shitzus. Named for the thin feces they produce.
I got so angry I almost kicked poor Pencilturds
When your female partner is taking a dump on the toilet, you're performing oral sex on her, then she pinches off a heavy turd which hits the toilet water and splashes your face.
"Hey Phil, did you know that girls don't poop?" "What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."
Taking on a difficult task. Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.
"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely." -- "All things are possible if you can come without porn." "If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0" "She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"
The diarrhea which usually follows a weekend of drinking and poor eating. Often not painful, but rather extremely relieving and requiring of multiple flushes to fully dispose of.
Boss: "Late to work on a Monday again Phil?" Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward." Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?" Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"