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eat me

1. Oral sex 2. An angry exclamation

1. I told my girlfriend to eat me because, for some stupid-ass reason, I don't like getting blown. 2. Old woman: Don't you dare curse at me boy! Young guy: Eat me, you stupid old cunt!

by Yak off August 25, 2016

nimrod

1. A biblical figure who was the son of Cush and great-grandson of Noah. 2. An album by the pop-punk band Green Day, released in 1997. 3. A stupid, foolish or inept person. Commonly used by Bugs Bunny to describe Elmer Fudd.

George: Blow me! Dan: I heard that! George: Of course you heard it, ya fuckin' nimrod! I'm standing right next to you!

by Yak off July 14, 2018