A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Dry David is basically the exact opposite of a WET WILLY. It is were you stick your finger in a victim's ear and stwist it around violently. But your finger is not wet so it hurts.
Last night I gave my teacher a Dry David.
a kid stuck between the world of INDIE and GOTH , not a poser child like you all will assume, but someone who loves the deepest darkest most "hardcore" music of both worlds.
for those who can't grasp the point: you dress like you're indie, but you dress it all up with a hella lotta black. (And don't forget the music....)
you firgure it out, i'm sure you can, i mean it's not like my emaple wasn't good enough IF YOU DIDNT LIKE IT MAKE A BETTER ONE JEEZ!!!!
teenage angst might help describe this all
one who jerks off to asses...usually used when describing a homosexual.
guy number 1- "dude, lets go to that party tonight"
guy number 2- "no way, theres gunan be to many tank wankers there"
Plug placed in ones ass after severe ass ramming to keep fecal matter from exiting unbenknowst to the fag that got rammed in the ass too hard.
Chris got rammed in the ass so hard that he had to get a box of double X ass plugs to keep his hershey squirts from squirting all over his crab collection.