Country Dictionary

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ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.

1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.

by yo mamma February 23, 2005

224

A notorious gang situated in the town of Maple Ridge B.C.

Man u bes watch ur back cause 224 be up in this hizzo and they'll fuck u up right boyi

by YO MAMMA April 29, 2003

Pippy Longstockings

A fat, plump and obese little girl with long socks.

Pippy Longstockings sounds like Mark Sentock in a way.

by Yo Mamma January 09, 2004

welfare queen

A woman, regardless of race who is living off the welfare system purely because of laziness and not due to any real need.

She could have a job but she is a welfare queen.

by yo mamma September 10, 2003

loserface

los•er•face n.- one who is a failure at life, and will live the duration of their adult life as a hobo in a box

The loserface picked his nose for food, and wished he could be more like the amazing Tara Jacobson who is just so cool.

by Yo Mamma November 18, 2003

titties an beer

what men love most

gonna go down to the peeler bar an have some titties an beer

by yo mamma May 12, 2003

Britney Spears

See Plastic, Barbie, And/or Satan

Britney Spears is 50% plastic, 80% computer generated, and 100% evil

by yo mamma March 12, 2004