A fork of Rural Dictionary
The skin and/or fur of a dog being pushed up by their collar or other attachments.
Person 1: I like to pet my dog on his little fluffy head! What about you?
Person 2: The blobbage is where it's at! Right on his poofy neck.
Person 1: Awww... <3
Someone who, ironically, should not be nerfed
A: Ill be Bastion, NeRf BAstIon
B: Lol, Bastion really needs to be nerfed!
C: Sorry for being that one guy, but he is a bad character when facing a competent team.
The all holy, true god. All other gods are false.
Person 1: I love my god!
Person 2: Who do you believe in?
Person 1: Jes...
Person 2: YOUR GOD IS FALSE. THE TRUE GOD IS THE GLOBGLOGABGALAB. THE MAN OF SCHWIBBLEGLIBBLEKIND!
Someone who posts a definition of their name on Urban Dictionary claiming they are a great boyfriend.
Other terms include teen and adolescent.
Person 1: Did you see what your name is on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, a teenager did it.