Country Dictionary

shrimp trolling

occurs when a guy ejaculates in another guy's ass and sucks it out with a straw

Lance and Harold engage in shrimp trolling everynight while their wives watch.

toby keith

see cock gobbler also see ass muncher

hey ya'll, waatch mee steeck theeis lizard skein boot up ma' ass.

Gay Porn

Homosexual intercourse.

Wrestlers X-Pac and Chyna performed together in a gay porn movie.

George Bush

A baboon possessing several testicles of odd shapes and sizes. Also married to a prune-liped witch.

Laura: Honey, what's the matter? Dubya: Think I'm growing another one.

J M

A sexy-ass mo fo who don't f around/ you can usually find them swimming in pussy. Member of błoód

Woah. That guy's a boss-ass-bitch. He must be a J M

Baboon Fucker

The First Lady, Laura Bush.

Potential porn queens, Barbara and Jenna are evidence enough that Laura did indeed fuck a Baboon.