A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fear of being savagely attacked by visitors bearing Chamorro Chocolate Chip cookies from Guam.
And in today's headlines, the QAnon representative to U.S. House of Representative succumbed to a severe case of Chamorrophobia. It seems that a group armed with Guam's favorite chocolate chip cookie stormed Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene's office in a blatant attempt at good will, sending her into a rage. More details at 10:00.
Someone who either refuses to or can't figure out how to use "The Cloud".
Dave: I'm having so much trouble storing pictures on these floppy discs.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
The picture on your phone of someone that was unintentionally taken.
I've had the hardest time with the camera's hair trigger on my new iphone 8. I've got another whodatsie on it.
When someone with a concealed carry permit pulls out their piece on you unexpectedly.
Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.
Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).
Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.
When a video is posted on the internet that does not go viral and probably never had a chance.
Becky: Did you see Bubby's Facebook video of him tying his own shoes?
Joe: Yea, he was really proud of himself for being on Facebook AND tying his own shoes and figured it would go viral. I've got a hunch it went DOA by now.
The negative impact a beer drinker has on the beer supply at any given event or gathering.
Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
The term used for the complete, unequivocal, and permanent rejection of the Pokemon Go craze.
Tom: Did I tell you about my new friend Pikachu?
Joe: Don't be coming around here with him, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur unless they serve beer. This is a NoPoGo Zone!