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Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 09, 2023

tube socked

It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud

Guy 1: you ok bro? Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked! Guy 1: eeh

by Your Mom692 March 14, 2019