A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small village in upstate New York that is filled with a distinct smell of sulfur and dead bodies from daily sacrifices villagers take part in everyday at noon. This village is filled with corrupt police, angry inbred villagers that love causing riots, and roads that lead to nowhere.
Whatever you do, visit Sharon Springs, New York. It is a lovely place to live.
A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!
I used to have faith in humanity then I went to Fulton Montgomery Community College
Fonda’s long lost family member. It’s practically just a road with a few musty-ass houses.
Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.
Another name for the Cooperstown, located in Upstate New York. It gets its nickname due to the fact that everyone and everything there is full of shit. And all this shit flows into the nearby lake.
I can’t believe I just spent a day in Pooperstown. What a shithole!
A large lake that once beautiful but turned to shit when towns were built around it. People often shit their pants at the site of it. That’s how much garbage is in there.
Jimmy went swimming in the Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny and drowned.
A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.
I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!
An incurable disease which hinders one’s ability to do anything productive in life. With origins stemming from Canajoharie, Ny, people with this disease are usually found roaming the streets in a zombie- like trance, complaining at Price Chopper, and melting down when they don’t get what they want. Symptoms of Curley Sue Disease include delusions of grandeur, poor hygiene, the complete inability to tell the truth, bad breath, the sudden appearance of curly hair, the sudden urge to get shitty haircuts, and reverting back to one’s two year old self when they don’t get what they want.
Person 1: why is that Price Chopper cashier throwing a temper tantrum?
Person 2: oh him? He’s got Curley Sue Disease. Best to avoid interacting with him. His hair’s ugly too.