Country Dictionary

A token german name.

Hello Fritz. Fritz: Guten Morgen!

The tasty air-puffed snack endorsed by Mr.Schmallow.

Hello Fallows! I'm Mister Schmallow!

A criitical failure in movie history.

"The movie is over." "Oh really? How'd it do?" "Exit polls resulted that is was equal to Ernest Goes to Jail." "Oh really? Send them my Congratulations." "Dave, Ernest Goes To Jail was a critical failure." "No way! That movie rocked!" "Dave..." "OK, send them my condolences."

The most random thing to say during a conversation.

"And then he said that my butt was big, so I said to shove it." "You go girl save the whales!

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A bitchin' town in Central New Jersey. It's not an amazing vacation spot, but it's a nice place to live.

I have to give an example.

An instrument that chicks think is sexy!!

That is one fine cellist.