A fork of Rural Dictionary
A game. When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it. You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away. Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
|Woman|La-de-da~! |Man| *sneak* |Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about* |Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom* |Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!