A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.
Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!
Epic win in every possible way. Everyone loves abcd and he makes all the girls wet.
abcd fangirls: HAVE MY BABIES!!!
Some dead jewish guy named frank with bolts in his head.
Frankenstein: You call these bagels?!