Country Dictionary

pants

something that is seen by many as the spawn of satan, or evil.

What kind of madness is this? WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME A PAIR OF PANTS

1+1

Its a very simple math problem, but yet its freaking hard at three in the morning without coffee.

hey, whats 1+1 ? me? I have no idea what it is

Gnomeaide

A drink made for gnomes, by gnomes, and of Gnomes, get your gnomeaide today.

a drink made out of gnome

A drink that may be enjoyed by all.

see gnome

see gnomish

see gnomewhich

hey shibby, pass me the gnomeaide.