Country Dictionary

LDS

The correct acronym for a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints. Also see Mormon.

The LDS church headquarters are in Salt Lake City.

Mormon

The slang term used to refer to members of the LDS religion.

I gave the nice Mormon missionaries cookies, and then told them to go away.

DJism

The state in which a person must continue to switch cd's after one song, as to give the non-exsistant listeners a variety of songs.

When on long trips, my pal Jonathan develops a short term case of DJism.

utah

Western state in the mountainous region, settled by the LDS religion (commonly known as Mormons). Stated to be some sort of black hole, for many call they always find themselves hopelessly pulled back by some mysterious force.

The weather can never decide on itself in Utah.