Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

ashlee simpson

A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.

Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)

by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006

Rob Schneider

Starred in movies such as "Der" and "Tum-Ta-Tittly Tum-Ta-Too", most recently starring in "Da Derp De Derp De Tittly Derp De Der De Dum"

Rob Schneider WAS an animal, then, he was a hot chick, now, he's a stapler!

by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006

ishboo

A term some people use to refer to arabs

Man, look at all those ishboos over there!

by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006

shakira

A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.

HAHAHA! Look at Shakira's stupid-ass dancing!

by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006

paris hilton

Putrid Arrogant Repulsive Ignorant Slut Harlot Idiot Lush Tramp Overrated Nasty

Paris Hilton in a nutshell

by Zeebo the Barber November 09, 2006

arnold schwarzenegger

The greatest bodybuilder of all time! Helped make bodybuilding the popular sport it is today by starring in the famous "Pumping Iron", and bringing bodybuilding into the mainstream.

Arnold Schwarzenegger kicks girly-men's asses!

by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006

nelly

A gay St. Louis rapper who half-raps and half-sings. Looks like a complete queer. Wears a band-aid under his eye because he thinks it makes him look hardcore. Keeps saying EIEI like a donkey. Old Mcdonald had a farm, EIEIO, nigga!

Nelly: EIEI uh oh! Im a sucka fo cornbread, mashed potatoes, and peas, and graaaaaavy! EIEIO nigga EIEIO! I have no talent nigga! Imma plug Ja-Rule's ass! peace!

by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006