Country Dictionary

creamogastical

extremely hot; has the ablity to make one cream his pants

I need to clean myself up after looking at that girl, she was totally creamogastical.

diarrhea

shit that blows out of a tuba, or a gonzo nose

cat-bird seat

When there is a person who is the position to play mind games with another.

Candy was in the cat-bitd seat when she got a dip on the side afterher man got caught wiht that hoe.

jitful

A place full of under age teens partying with alcohol. A party full of jits.

Yo don't go to that party bro it's jitful.

Snozzencorn

Hoggen waffen vorpledorfen dooganspitzen

::holds nose:: snoggen

jeet

ereet

jo u r mad jeet