A fork of Rural Dictionary
A zoophile is someone probably a failed abortion and also adopted and they make satin or whatever god or devil rules the underworld look like a lovely nice caring compassionate and overall a genuinely nice and good god and yes I mean the ruler of the underworld
teenager: mom dad I’m bisexual
Mom and dad: it’s ok we support you’re every decision you make
Teenager: oh I’m also a zoophile
Mom and dad: you’re real mother told us to tell you you’re a failed abortion and you’re adopted
A zoophile is someone probably a failed abortion and also adopted and they make satin or whatever god or devil rules the underworld look like a lovely nice caring compassionate and overall a genuinely nice and good god and yes I mean the ruler of the underworld
teenager: mom dad I’m bisexual
Mom and dad: it’s ok we support you’re every decision you make
Teenager: oh I’m also a zoophile
Mom and dad: you’re real mother told us to tell you you’re a failed abortion and you’re adopted