Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Johnson wire

Wire/cable used as power wire for car audio amplifiers, espcially if it's done in a half-assed way such as using cut off jumper cables because it's cheaper. Also any half-assed wiring job, especially if it's hazardous.

I checked under my hood to make sure my Johnson Wire was still wrapped around the battery terminal good. It was clear that the kid had done some Johnson Wiring to his truck.

by a clever ud user September 07, 2009

RC Cola

Vending machines that can be found in the desert; appearing as a mirage to be a coca-cola machine; much to the dismay of anybody who is lost and probably thirsty.

In family guy, Brian and Stewie were stranded in the desert when alas they saw a Coca-Cola vening maching; only to be disappointed when upon approaching it it turned out to be an RC Cola mahcine.

by a clever ud user October 07, 2009

Boss

A car audio company that is underrated by people who like to defend overpriced name brands. They make head units and car video equipment as well as the standard sound/bass stuff.

Yo I just got a new Boss amp. >Really? How is it? It's mad good dude, and for like 150 bucks? Can't beat it. >Nice

by a clever ud user August 14, 2009

coince

Short version of coincidence. Easier and more hip to say.

Georgia wants to block health care in thei state. What a coince Georgia used to be my favorite state.

by a clever ud user September 07, 2009

jump box

A portable battery used to jump start a vehicle with a dead battery.

The jump box has two wires coming out with clamps on the end; it also has a wall plug and a charge meter; must be for jump starting a vehicle.

by a clever ud user September 14, 2009

homeless beer

Beer of poor quality that is cheap and usually sold for $1 even cash no tax at downtown walk up "stores". Can including up to generic awful american light beers like light ales lagers and pilsners like Budweiser, while dipping as low as keystone, natural ice, etc. And of course the epic all time low, steel reserve.

Hey do you want like a six pack of something good, or just like a 30 rack of some homeless beers?

by a clever ud user January 25, 2016

Toyota Hilux

The Toyota Hilux is the toughest and most dependable vehicle on the road; just ask Top Gear

On Top Gear; they tried to destroy a Toyota Hilux and they failed to.

by a clever ud user February 15, 2010