A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A mythical beast whose ejaculate consists of flaming rainbows
2. A girl whose a virgin, usually in college.
1. John- "Unicorns are made of epic fucking win man, they cum flaming rainbows."
Doug- "Dude, you are so full of shit....."
John- "But its true... I SEEN IT!"
2. Phillip-"I hear that girl in physics is a unicorn"
Bobert-"Jenny? No way man, shes a horse".
To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.
Pirates have been noodled by His Noodly Appendage.