Country Dictionary

butt cold

REALLY Cold. So cold that even Liz's butt is cold.

Me: Dang, it's cold. How cold is it, Liz?
Liz: It's butt-cold

Jerk

Having a best friend and all they do is continually complain about you.

My best friend Britney Dee was being a jerk to me the other day.

punttang

adj: someone of asian indian culture who is an horse fucker

"Prunil is a punttang"

bæologist

Someone who tries to figure out why bæ is mad. (Job impossible)

Dude why is bæ mad at me?

Dude ask a bæologist they may be able to answer

adawg

1: To be totally awesome, and prove it by posting a definition for your own name on the internet for all to see.
2: Anyone who totally rocks Ryan Macualey's world at Halo.

Aaron: hey Ryan, what's up?
Ryan: I wish I was as cool a Adawg :-(