Country Dictionary

A big faggy boybander who rules the world, sorry.

Come out, Lance Bass, you giant homofag.

Used to be a small, boring, cow town, oh wait it still IS.

Places close too early, if you're under 21 there ain't sh*t to do, the mall is one floor and too small, vanilla valley, not enough places to dance and traffic is worse than Denver

Best fuckin frontman of the most kickass band of all time-Guns N' Roses. Axl was SUPER SEXY and had a badass attitude to match.

Everyone says Axl was an asshole; but if I was sexually abused as a child like Axl, I`d be angry too.

Axl Rose, the man of my dreams who wrote great songs like Don`t Cry, Sweet Child O Mine, Locomotive, Knockin on Heaven`s Door, ect..

The best hockey team in California! The Ducks are so awesome...with Chistov and the Feds and everyone else. They're just AWESOME!

GO DUCKS!

Hey, do you want to go to the movies tonight?

Sorry, there's a Ducks game tonight and I'M GOING!

A really kick-ass channel which plays music videos 24/7! Yeah..that was 10 YEARS AGO!! Now the only things MTV plays are gay shows like The Real World, Room Raiders and Degrassi!! The only time they play music videos anymore is the daily hour of TRL..which doesn't even play the whole video..about 20 seconds of it and then cuts to guests and stupid-ass promotionals!

The worst teenage channel living..I think I'll go back to Nickelodeon, lol.

A flag to represent the sweet South. It DOES NOT stand for slavery you jackasses so stop getting your underwear in a wad.

I proudly display the rebel flag, my heritage.

to kiss and pet (slang)

I saw Johnny and Martha necking at the county fair.