A fork of Rural Dictionary
A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc. immediately after making a really stupid driving move.
SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down. State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!! Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!
What you wish was there to catch you when you pass out at your computer desk and fall out of your chair!
Person 1: I've gotta get me one of those ethernet's. I just about broke my glasses last night working too late on the computer. Person 2: What??!! How can you break your glasses working on the computer??!! Person 1: I passed out, fell out of my chair and there was no "ethernet" there to catch me.
In reviewing the general definitions given for this term it could well be said that the word life, in the term life sucks is an acronym meaning "losing in fucking everything" !! Therefore, the addition of the term sucks is appropriate!! So fuck it! Might as well laugh about it!!
Person talking to a friend: "I just got my truck back from the body shop and some asshole turned too soon and tore my hood off AGAIN !! Man I can't win" !!! Friend: "Yeah life sucks" !!!