Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

war protester

a pussy white person who protest war

fuck those protesters, they should go to hell.

by alf May 03, 2003

bamzu

When a person sticks a plunger on a wall and runs at the handle backwards effectively inserting the handle into the anus.

Last night at the party someone dared me to do a bamzu

by ALF April 16, 2005

cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 03, 2005

Peado

Nick Ford

Nick ford is a...

by Alf November 25, 2003

Queek

A gay nerd, a queer geek.

Why are so many Queeks into Batman? It's the whole Batman/Robin relationship

by Alf April 06, 2006

shittercritter

the septic tank truck

Here comes the shittercritter, plug yo nose.

by Alf October 07, 2003

Zooted

When you're high off coccaine

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.

by Alf May 03, 2003