Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

anton chelnokov

Amazingly gorgeous talented aerialist now performing in Varekai. Formerly in Saltimbanco (Cirque du Soleil).

Anton is my love!

by Alisa January 23, 2004

Bootlishes

A girl with big lishes

Look at the girls bootlishes

by Alisa November 20, 2003

nouning

The process of turning a word into a noun. Technically, the process is different than gerunds because the results are slang, not real words. It's also possible to noun things that are already nouns.

See also verbing

"how about some smokeage, buuhdy?"
-nouning a verb
"coolness"
-nouning an adjective

"Hey, pass me some beerage, dude"
-nouning a noun

by Alisa March 19, 2005

I can't get behind that

Expresses refusal to support, condone, or participate in a certain activity or idea due to subject's lameness, stupidity, or conflict with personal beliefs.

William Shatner: What about those men who say 'do as I do and believe in what I say for your own good, or I'll kill you'? I can't get behind that!

by Alisa September 25, 2005

ashanti

a female (or who knows maybe male) who is flat AS HELL, cant sing a damn note. cant dance if her life depended on it, her routines are retarded. looks like a gorilla with sideburns & a unibrow. Her wigs are always missplaced or misshaped, has a very stan fanbase. R&B prince my ass, Beyonce is the real princess, at least she has talent.

Damn, Ashanti's sideburns are gonna eat my dog if she comes any closer

by Alisa May 06, 2005

top eight diss

In Myspace, when you chose someone to be one of your 'top eight friends', and they don't reciprocate.

I can't believe you top eight dissed me! We've been friends for four years!

by Alisa October 05, 2005

snort

Something that is more funny then "LOL"
or "HAHA".

I think my boss is gay....
response; Snort!!

by Alisa September 18, 2003