A fork of Rural Dictionary
A vagina that is infested with genital warts
"Dude! I was getting ready to go down on her until I noticed that she had a mad case of Cauliflower Clam"
One who cannot get his/her fill of semen.
Man, that hooker was such a nut junkie that she gave a free round of blow jobs to everyone at the party!
"Damn! I ain't never seen a flounder pounder that big. She is gonna regret sticking that thing in!"
When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"
When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"
A concoction of various edibles that gets the ejaculation aftertaste out of one's mouth after fellatio is performed.
Mark: "I had to make up a peanut butter and saltine cracker cum chaser for her right after she swallowed my wad.
One who has many one night stands just to find the biggest penis to settle down with...
Jane: "Mom, are you satisfied with dad's umm... size???"
Mom: "Of course dear! I am a Big Pecker Treker from way back and you will be satisfied too once you snag yourself a big un..."